Introductions
DemonSpawn
Date:
10/10/2004
Ok, so this is a new site. I'm Demonspawn, and the stuffy one with all the disclaimers is Coolmac. You'll meet him later. He'll probably only do actual columns whenever I cause the shit to hit the fan. Then it'll be the general damage control routine. You know, didn't mean to diss your mother, please don't sue us, we can't afford it, etc. etc. etc.
Not that he's a bad guy. He's an excellent writer, so that's what you'll get from him. In the form of an online novel, one chapter published every month or so. His short stories are also great, so give them a read. He's not much on talking shit, which is why I'm the column-kippie. He's better at writing and listening and keeping the proverbial piece. Not peace. Note that. We want lively, active and relatively logical discussions here. So if you want to do some discussing about writing and stuff, Coolmac's the one.
As for me, I can talk shit all day long and then some. I'm really good at causing shit. My little brother can testify to that. His initiation into the world of nightclubs was having to face a guy about ten feet tall, and ask him not to hurt me. Lucky for lil bro, the guy thought it was really funny and buggered off. But anyway, if you have any issues with stuff we put out, check the section that says “What are we about?” After you have checked to make sure your issue is not on the to-do list, then mail us.
I hate sites that I can't access because they are so goddamned user unfriendly, or ones that promise you info you just can't get to. So if you come across that, speak to Coolmac. He'll deal with it. Don't speak to me. I don't care.
I'm here to speak my mind, write articles, write poetry, write anything. As long as it's on my mind, it'll be here. We will probably put stuff from other people on the site as well. And we believe in giving credit where credit is due, so the name you see at the bottom of the text is the originator of the text.
Otherwise, have fun. If you like it, visit every day. There should always be something new. If you aren't happy, then mail us with constructive stuff to do or get therapy if it's not to do with the site. We want you to be in the best mental health you can be, so you can remain a loyal follower of a Darker Vision.
Oh, and if you don't like it because we challenge your notion of reality, don't tell us. It's not our problem. Just don't visit again. Lala land is left at the crossroads and over the bridge.
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