Kids
DemonSpawn
Date:
10/01/2009
You know the thing about being a kid is that somehow you get caught up and then all of a sudden you're not a kid anymore. It's weird but I'm sure it's happened to some of you. Here are some of the symptoms:- you have kids you actually planned for;
- you realise that the salad bowl you had been using as a weed mulling bowl has become a salad bowl again - without your consent. And now you feel the need to return it as well, since you realised how much they cost;
- you find yourself making up speeches about defending yourself in a bar;
- you find yourself making up speeches about how you don't need to prove yourself after so long;
- you find yourself making up speeches;
- you realise you may never fit into those tight stone-washed denims again;
- EVER;
- you start to wonder how you will pay for a) abortion or grandchildren, b) motocross gear, c) your next dental appointment on your way to doing the week's shopping;
- you find yourself bitching about the music these days;
no, kidding, the music these days is that bad, the coke-jonesing assholes know it because they must have some idea how little they actually know about good music.
But there is some redemption for us dodgy old metalheads. That is because the music these days is so bad, there will always be kids who want to listen and learn about the old bands - the AC/DC, Zep and Sabbath and others. So that sort of makes us a whole bunch of kids from different generations, all enjoying the same jol. But please don't bother to try us out, paedophiles, because we will spot you a mile away. We protect our own in this place, wherever it is. So take your daughter to the slaughter first.
Demonspawn out. Not old.
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