What? Kids? Discipline?

DemonSpawn

Date:
23/04/2006

Kids these days are horrible. That's what it comes down to, in the UK, at least. My sis-in-law recently went to the UK, and she was mostly horrified at the kids. The adults weren't any great shakes either, but the way that the kiddies behaved was atrocious!

Not to sound like a fogie, because I'm not, but I'm sort-of inclined to agree. I mean, what is the deal when kids can get on a bus and start causing kak with the first person they see, just because they (the kids) are swearing and spitting like troopers? What the fuck is the deal there? Don't these kids know about soap? I would get hold of the first brat that spat at me and give him or her a good sound spanking! And that's being polite!

I remember that not a long time ago I was made to eat soap or coffee powder (I chose the latter because the other made me burp bubbles), for swearing in public. And maybe that was extreme, but I think a little corporal punishment is in order here. Nothing like some discipline to get children to behave in a socially acceptable way.

But wait! They can't do that in the UK because if you smack your kids there, you get threatened by the Government. Oh, well, that must mean the Government wants lots of children to roam the streets, a) intensely bored because they haven't been to school, and b) intensely horny because they haven't been given the talk about AIDS and pregnancy and STD's, which dims every bright spark of libido, because the parents are too scared of traumatising their children.

So let's make sure no parenting duties are carried out just in case the Welfare people come to visit and tell them that they are bad parents because a) they were stopping their children from roaming the streets and acting like wild animals and b) they bothered to tell their children about protection so they aren't parents and possibly HIV positive or have some other STD.

How much logic does that sound like? None at all, right?

PLEASE do me a favour, in case I have to- at some stage- actually move to the Land of Fun, noSun and Lots of Badly-Behaved Brats; please make a point of thrashing your children when they decide to do stupid things like... oh, I don't know... say, take your car on a joyride and run into an innocent pedestrian and kill them accidentally. And even when they don't do that, you have to realise that kids being out and GOING TO MOVIES is a bad thing. Kids never go to movies at night. Not unless they're out with the local Christian Youth Group, and even then, it gets dodgy. Very dodgy - I've been there.

In fact, I recommend a good sound thrashing the moment your child goes anywhere outside of the house at all before it's 18. No excuses accepted. Even the mere mention of "going out" should be punishable.

No I'm kidding really, but you have to realise that it is the parents' duty to discipline their child, and whatever the Welfare say, it is still you, the parents, who are responsible for that child for the rest of its life. Not just till it's 18; because crack addicts come home no matter what age they are, if there's still money available. This has been proven. And if they have spawned children of their own, it's even worse, because they don't die off in the gutter after a few years, like crack addicts. They stay around until you die. Most of the time they hang around and  wait for you to die, so they can get the inheritance to pay for the new school shoes and more booze. And while you're still alive, they leech the energy and life and money out of you until you are just a hollow shell of the person you were. You can't even play Bridge, you're so hollowed-out.

So, the moral of this story is this:

if you are a parent in the UK district then do this, a) inform your children of the laws, b) inform your children about HIV and other STD's like syphillis and gonorrhea, etc. It's not just an African thing, you know, you ignorant, pompous pommies! and c) inform your children of the whole common courtesy thing. It sort-of helps when they are trying to get a job at the local Burger King (since they dropped out of school at Grade 10 and decided that the world was a better place without them in the educational system). Also, if they decide to become a musician, make sure they're not a drummer. Even rhythm guitar is much better.

That was for the parents who are losers and cannot afford a decent education at a private school for their kids.

This is for the parents who are so rich that they can afford not to be parents:

You do not deserve to have children if you do not intend to care for them.
Since you evaded evolution and bore children to full-term (this is assuming you didn't just adopt straight-off), you have a responsibility, even more than the plebs of this world, to bring up your children in way that will at some stage entitle them to choose to become productive members of society, at some stage.  Everyone knows and understands that rich kids flaunt their wealth and take it for granted that they can get away with anything. But people also understand that at some stage this flagrancy must end, producing a person who is capable and responsible, and who will ensure that Daddy's stocks on the market don't take a dive and send everyone into another Depression. And since the British market is very strong these days, this is sort-of important- these days.

Those fuckin' touchy-feely dodgy facio-liberal Human Rights assholes have perverted all it is to be a parent and what it is to be responsible for one's children. Children don't need Human Rights in a First World society - what they need is boundaries. What I'm saying is that delinquency is not a class thing. It is, at this point in time, an age thing. And if parents don't take a hand in stopping it, the State certainly won't, and the UK will be left with a generation of idiots who think they know EVERYTHING because they heard Slipknot once. Which is just sad. I don't think Slipknot have much to offer in the way of morals and values. It's probably better you chain them to the wall and play them lots of Black Sabbath. At least they had some skill at playing instruments. That has to count for something...

Sleep tight, those of you who know where your kids are tonight...
(from one who has been there)

Demonspawn




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