Secret Law for Zuma Trial
DemonSpawn
Date:
12/12/2005
Our former vice-president, Jacob Zuma, has recently un-earthed a piece of evidence which his attorneys think may clinch the case against him, vindicate his actions, and allow him to become reinstated in the Cabinet as Vice-President.
Following George Bush's lead, his attorneys intend to present the new "Secret Law", which was passed by the interim government in 1993. Apparently the State does not allow members of the public to read this law, as it is "Top Secret", and intended for the eyes of Those In Power alone. Zuma has intimated, however, that the law makes provision for any member of Government to commit - and get away with – any form of corruption, fraud, nepotism, and other such forms of deviant and criminal behaviour, as long as they are black, and as long as they do not get caught*.
Commenting on this latest development, George Dubbya was heard to commend Zuma on his very resourceful and creative approach to maintaining his innocence. He furthermore suggested that if this latest ploy did not bear fruit, he should, "deny, deny, deny! That's what the public are expecting, so give it to 'em!"
* The term "caught" has also been redefined by this secret law.
